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And there's a pass over to Jake Hart,
the rookie out of Houston, Texas.

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- He kicks the ball over to the sidelines!
- Oh, my God. Is that me?

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I'm huge! I don't really
look like that, do I?

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No. No.

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Hart has the ball.
He dribbles it past the kid

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who can't possibly be seven. [chuckles]

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He shoots! He scores! [cheering]

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- Way to go, buddy!
- Oh, Jake, I'm so proud of you.

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- Your first goal!
- It was nothing.

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- Aw.
- [laughs]

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Okay, Jake. Come on, let's go.

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We don't want to be late for your game.

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Gee, Reba, you could have
at least washed his uniform.

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I did. And then he played a game in it.

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Oh, you're kiddin'!
He had the early game this week?

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- And he scored his first goal.
- Well, for his own team.

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- Hey, Jake. Way to go!
- Where were you?

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Oh, I'm sorry, pal, but...

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I just couldn't think straight.
I was up all night with the baby.

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It's okay.

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Hey, but the good part of it is,

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we got it all on tape, and you can
watch it with your dad any time.

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- It'll be just like he was there.
- Oh, but when you watch it,

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fast-forward past me.

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If only we could do that in real life.

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Hey, Jakey, I think I got a way
to make this up to ya.

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You remember how we were talkin'
last year about gettin' a treehouse?

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Well, I'm gonna build that treehouse
for you, buddy.

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All right! Hoo-hoo!

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For you, Jake.

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- Thanks, Dad.
- Hey, you bet.

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All right, everybody get cleaned up.

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I'm takin' everyone
to Fat Tony's for pizza!

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Whoo-hoo! Come on.

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[grunting]

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[Reba chuckling]

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A treehouse?

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Look, I know you feel bad
about missin' the game,

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but for once, you have a good excuse.

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You have a three-week-old baby at home.

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Dear God, it's only been three weeks?

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Oh, I had no idea it was this exhausting
taking care of a newborn.

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I guess the three you already have
wouldn't have prepared you for that.

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Look, Brock, you've got to stop
makin' promises you can't keep.

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Jake's just gonna end up disappointed.

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Oh, Reba! I've heard
this speech a hundred times.

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And why do you think that is?

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Look, I missed
a big moment in Jake's life.

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- I want to make it up to him.
- Then start small.

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Make a promise you can keep.

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Take him out for a pizza.

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I want to do somethin' big.

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Order a large.

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[theme song playing]

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{\an8}<i>♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm a survivor ♪</i>

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[laughing]

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- Van, it's not funny.
- Aw, come on. It's a little funny.

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[laughing] The whole school
thought it was funny.

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What's not funny?

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I wore two different shoes to
school today, because I can't see my feet.

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[laughing]

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Okay, that's not funny.

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Not as funny as watchin' her
get out of a chair.

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{\an8}I'm done. I am so tired of being pregnant.

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I want this baby out of me right now.

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Oh, honey, these things
happen in the ninth month.

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I remember when I was pregnant with Kyra--

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{\an8}Oh, Mom, please. I cannot hear
another one of your

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{\an8}"back when I was pregnant" stories.

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{\an8}Well, hello, hormones.

77
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{\an8}My body cannot possibly stretch anymore.

78
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{\an8}My ankles are fat. My back hurts-- Van!

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{\an8}Will you please stop
breathing down my neck?

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{\an8}I'm over here.

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{\an8}[weeping] I'm so sick of being pregnant.

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{\an8}If it makes you feel any better,
we're all sick of you being pregnant.

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{\an8}I'd do anything
to get this thing over with.

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That's nice. Th-That's nice.

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No, no, babes, I...
So you feel more comfortable!

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And-and-and not so i-in pain
and not so mean.

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{\an8}Special Delivery for Jake Hart.

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{\an8}- Brock, what are you doin'?
- Fulfilling a promise.

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{\an8}This is Jake's new treehouse.
Everything is in the box.

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{\an8}Where's the guy
that's gonna put it together?

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{\an8}- [door closes]
- Ha-ha-ha. I'm gonna do it.

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{\an8}When?

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{\an8}Well, I'm not so sure about that part yet.

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{\an8}Brock, havin' a treehouse
in a box that'll never get built

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{\an8}is gonna torture Jake.

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{\an8}Let's get it out of here
before he sees it. Come on.

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{\an8}Hey. What's that?

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And the torture begins.

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- Here's your sandwich, Jake.
- I'm gonna eat it in the treehouse.

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All right. But watch out for squirrels.

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When's Dad gonna build it?

102
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Well, honey, that's hard to say.

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Your dad's been pretty busy, you know.

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I'm gonna eat this at Bobby's.

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His treehouse is outside.

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But our fridge is a lot closer.

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[phone dial beeping]

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[line ringing]

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- [baby crying]
- Wh-hoa.

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Hello?

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There's a little boy over here
waitin' for his treehouse.

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<i>Reba?</i>

113
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How many families do you have?

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Oh, I'm sorry.

115
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- But B.J.'s still on maternity leave...
- [crying]

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...and what with me doin'
double duty at the office all day,

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and then helpin' with Henry at night,
I just don't have the time.

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And yet you found the time to go out
and buy this large box

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and put it in my kitchen.

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[woman screams]

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Boy, that kid's got a set of lungs.

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<i>Actually, that one was B.J.</i>

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[Southern accent] All right.
Let's build us a treehouse.

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- Wanna chew?
- No, thanks.

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Aw, don't be such a wuss.
It's just bubble gum.

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You know, Mrs. H, it's pretty cool
you're buildin' this for Jake.

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I just hope someday
I'm as good a dad as you.

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Well, remember me at Father's Day.
I could use a shoehorn.

129
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Mom, I need to borrow Van for a second.

130
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- Say no.
- Come here.

131
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Van, I need you to have
sex with me right now.

132
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Cheyenne, I am not a faucet.
You can't just turn me on and off.

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Van, I just read in the pregnancy book

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that having sex is the best way
to induce labor.

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Okay, that's not a turn-on.

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Okay, Van. I'm ready to go.

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Cheyenne, your mother needs me.

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Fine. But when you're done,
we're doin' it.

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All right. I've got boards "A" and "B."
You read the instructions.

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Okay.

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[speaking Spanish]

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- [in English] Van, that's Spanish.
- I know.

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This is gonna take forever.

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Forget the instructions.
We don't need 'em.

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We can build this thang.
We've got the tool belts,

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- and we've got this thang.
- [whirs]

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- [shouts]
- Ooh.

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[chortles]

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Step aside, son.

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[gasps]

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Okay. [chuckles]

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That's only fun
when you're expectin' it, okay?

153
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All right, just hold the board. All right?

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[whining]

155
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Aha! And that thar is how it's done.

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Courtesy of Mr. Black and Mr. Decker.

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[puffs]

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[sighs]

159
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Uh, Mrs. H.

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Oh, we can sand that down.

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- Well, what do you think?
- [sighs]

162
00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,215
- It's perfect.
- Yeah.

163
00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:12,176
Hey, hey! You built the treehouse.

164
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Little lopsided, isn't it?

165
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Lean your head this way.

166
00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:21,936
Oh, hey. Nice job.

167
00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:25,731
Dad! You built my treehouse!

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[chuckles]

169
00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:31,737
Actually, your mother built it.
And... it's practically level.

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- Uh, I helped.
- Mm-hmm.

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- It's really cool inside.
- Wow. Can I eat in it?

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Sure you can.

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Can I sleep in it?

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Absolutely. Camp out tonight.

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Dad! Will you camp out in it with me?

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- Sure he will.
- Uh, y-yeah. I'd love to.

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- Yay!
- [laughs]

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Aw, great. I do all the work,
and he gets to have all the fun?

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Now who's makin' promises I can't keep?

180
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,768
Oh, you saw how excited he was.

181
00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:04,895
I kinda got swept up in the moment.

182
00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:08,316
I can see why you make all those promises.
It's intoxicating.

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00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:12,403
Reba, I'd love to stay over,

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00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:15,906
but I don't know about leavin' B.J.
with the baby all night by herself.

185
00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:18,993
Oh, come on. It's one night.
I have faith in B.J.

186
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,288
Please don't make me say that again.

187
00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:26,459
And if she runs into trouble,
she can call me.

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00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,045
[scoffs] Boy, you are swept up
in the moment.

189
00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:32,048
Well, all right. I'll do it.

190
00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:34,967
But listen. After this,
neither of us makes any more promises.

191
00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:35,968
I promise.

192
00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,597
Hey, my track record's clean.

193
00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,932
[mutters, laughs]

194
00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:50,066
I was just thinkin'. You know, I could
stay in there with you, if I had to.

195
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:54,487
Because I built the treehouse, right?
I know all the ins and outs.

196
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[baby-talk]
Do you wanna sleep in the treehouse, Van?

197
00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:03,663
No. I'm just sayin' that I'm available.

198
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:08,084
Hey, hey, hey. Who's ready for a campout?

199
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:11,212
- Me! I'll be in the treehouse, Dad.
- [chuckles]

200
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,755
Okay. Okay.

201
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:15,674
I guess I'll just be sleepin'
with my wife then. Okay.

202
00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:21,722
Say, do you realize this is the first time

203
00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:24,809
I've slept over here
since the night we decided to separate?

204
00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:28,938
As I recall, you slept out in the yard
that night too.

205
00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:32,733
Yeah. You think you could keep
the sprinklers off this time?

206
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,777
[laughing]

207
00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:36,153
- Maybe.
- Yeah.

208
00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:40,199
Hey, listen, Reba.
Thanks for puttin' together the treehouse.

209
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,868
I'm really lookin' forward
to some one-on-one time with Jake.

210
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,745
I know it's gonna mean a lot to him.

211
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:49,875
[doorbell rings]

212
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,505
[baby crying]

213
00:11:57,258 --> 00:12:00,511
I can't do it by myself. I need help.

214
00:12:02,721 --> 00:12:04,390
I said you could <i>call.</i>

215
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,195
- [baby crying]
- [B.J.] Reba, I don't know what to do.

216
00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:20,364
He's been cryin' ever since Brock left.

217
00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:23,367
I tried everything,
but he just won't shut up!

218
00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:24,285
[gasps]

219
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,664
I'm sorry, sweetie. Mommy loves you.

220
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:31,917
Barbra Jean, you've got to calm down.

221
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:34,253
I need Brock. Where's Brock?

222
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:37,006
Okay, hold on. There's no need
to bother the boys.

223
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,717
I'm sure the two of us
can handle a three-week-old baby.

224
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:42,344
Oh, dear God. It's only been three weeks.

225
00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:46,640
[fussing]

226
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,810
Reba, I sing to him, I rock him,
I bounce him on my knee,

227
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,145
but he never sleeps.

228
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,438
Have you tried the dryer?

229
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,398
Reba, that's awful.

230
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,861
Barbara Jean, you place
the carrier on top of the dryer.

231
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:02,573
Nothin' works, Reba. Nothin' works.

232
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,161
Oh, what is wrong with me?

233
00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:10,581
I can't even get my own
baby to stop cryin'.

234
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:13,709
- Well, maybe if you'd stop cryin'.
- I can't.

235
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,921
Maybe I should go sit on the dryer.

236
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:19,381
Would you hold him, Reba?

237
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:22,635
Barbara Jean, you do remember
that you conceived that child

238
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,261
while Brock and I were still married.

239
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:25,387
I don't mind.

240
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,518
I'm gonna go get Brock.

241
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:35,064
[shushing] Oh, come on. Henry.

242
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:39,026
Jake, what are you doin' in here?

243
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:41,904
Getting juice.
Dad said I could pee outside,

244
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,531
but I didn't have to go yet.

245
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,452
You're havin' a good time
with your dad, aren't ya?

246
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:49,745
Yeah.

247
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,874
Well, all right.
Don't stay up too late, okay?

248
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,587
And aim away from the house.

249
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:10,224
[baby crying]

250
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,476
I can't believe I'm gonna say this.

251
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,982
- Let me hold your baby.
- [sighs]

252
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:20,067
[cries louder]

253
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,652
Oh, man.

254
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:22,903
Binky.

255
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,115
- [calming down]
- Nappy.

256
00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:28,033
Blanky.

257
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:33,664
- [cooing]
- See, you just gotta stay calm.

258
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:36,709
[sing-song]
And talk to him in a soothing voice.

259
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,253
Yeah. Yes, you do.

260
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:42,339
Just "cwose" your "widdle" eyes. Now.

261
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,759
And you go to "seep." Yeah.

262
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:47,428
He's asleep.

263
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,681
- [snoring]
- And so are you.

264
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,443
Mom, what are you doing with Henry?

265
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,904
What did you do to B.J.?

266
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:09,575
Well, she's asleep,
and I'm helpin' with the baby,

267
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,619
and Brock's out in
the treehouse with Jake.

268
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,621
Hmm. That's right. Rub it in.

269
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,165
Where have you two been?

270
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:19,335
We walked for five miles
tryin' to induce labor.

271
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,711
And we got nothing.

272
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,463
Oh, but we had another option.

273
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,966
What are y'all in such a hurry for?

274
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:28,218
That baby's gonna come out
when <i>she's</i> ready.

275
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:30,554
Yeah, but we're ready now. [sighs]

276
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:33,933
[chuckles] He is so cute.

277
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:34,934
Yeah.

278
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:36,769
Mom, can I hold him?

279
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,020
Oh, sure.

280
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,652
- Support his head.
- Okay. [chuckles]

281
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:46,570
There you go. [laughing]

282
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,782
Oh, my God. He's so tiny.

283
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,742
[fussing]

284
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,161
- Uh-oh.
- Relax.

285
00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:56,163
- Uh-oh.
- Relax, they can smell fear.

286
00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,750
Cheyenne, what are you doin' to him?

287
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,377
I'm not doing anything to him.

288
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,836
- [crying]
- Oh. He must be hungry.

289
00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:04,088
I'll go warm up his bottle.

290
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,923
Oh. Oh, no. Mom. Mom.

291
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:08,092
Mom, don't leave me. Please. Mom...

292
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,386
Cheyenne, what's wrong?
You've held babies before.

293
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:13,389
Yes. But I always pass 'em back
when they start to cry.

294
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,266
- Here.
- What are you doing?

295
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:18,519
Well, it's... it's your turn.
You need the practice.

296
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,980
- Yeah, you hardly practiced at all.
- [crying continues]

297
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,856
And like, I don't know
anything about babies.

298
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:24,316
Van? Here.

299
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:25,651
- I--
- Support the head.

300
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,152
Okay. Yeah.

301
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,029
[breathlessly] Okay.

302
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,407
- Okay. I can do this.
- [softly] Okay.

303
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:34,618
Oh, yes.
Yeah, he's like a little football.

304
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:36,245
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.

305
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,915
Oh, his little arms and hands and legs...

306
00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:41,667
- [crying]
- And a head.

307
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:44,545
- He's nothing like a football.
- [loud whisper] I know.

308
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:46,005
[both] Mom.

309
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,096
Well, look at that.

310
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:57,349
Walkin' and supportin' the head,
all at the same time.

311
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,477
Mom, I don't know what we were thinking.

312
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:01,937
We are not ready for this.

313
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:04,815
Cheyenne, it's a little late
to change your mind.

314
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:08,861
Look, I know how you feel.
I remember the day you were born.

315
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,071
Oh, wait. You don't like those stories.

316
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:12,656
No. No, no, no, no, no.

317
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:15,576
Please. Tell us. We're that desperate.

318
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,999
Well, when the nurse
first handed you to me, I was petrified.

319
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:26,879
I thought, how am I supposed to
keep this little, tiny thing alive?

320
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:31,467
And then I looked into your eyes,
and my maternal instincts just kicked in.

321
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,346
And I knew somehow... we'd figure it out.

322
00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:40,350
You think I have maternal instincts?

323
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:41,435
Yeah.

324
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,687
And I'm just gonna know what to do?

325
00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:44,772
No.

326
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:50,194
But you'll love her so much
that you'll learn.

327
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,155
- [Van] Uh-oh.
- What?

328
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:55,657
What's that smell?

329
00:17:58,368 --> 00:17:59,578
Here. Take him.

330
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:03,665
And that's your paternal instincts
kickin' in.

331
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:10,589
You don't have a dirty didy. No.

332
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,300
Somebody's been tellin' stories on you.

333
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,968
- Yes, they have.
- [door opens]

334
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:18,180
I'm havin' a dog of a time
gettin' to sleep out there.

335
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,723
I keep thinkin' I hear a baby.

336
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:23,560
- Is that Henry?
- Yes.

337
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,563
- Well, where's B.J.?
- [snoring]

338
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,027
You killed her, didn't you?

339
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,948
No, I been too busy.

340
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,660
Reba, this isn't right.

341
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,078
You can't keep coverin' for me.

342
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:44,248
It's not your job to build treehouses
or take care of my baby.

343
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,749
I know.

344
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,211
Well, I better get B.J.
and little Henry home.

345
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:53,132
- You're leaving?
- Oh, Jake. Wait. I--

346
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,427
Here. [sighs]

347
00:18:58,470 --> 00:18:59,429
Oh, man.

348
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:02,099
I'll go talk to Jake. I got ya into this.

349
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,560
No, no, no. I'll go talk to him.

350
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:07,563
I'm the one that caused all of this mess.

351
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,948
Well, it looks like
it's just me and you again.

352
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,701
Let's go make fun of your mama.

353
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:27,749
Jake?

354
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:32,337
We need to talk. Look... [sighs]

355
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:35,424
I don't want you to be mad at the baby.
It's not his fault.

356
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:37,509
I'm not mad at him.

357
00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:39,553
I'm mad at you.

358
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:43,765
Well, okay. That's... That's good.

359
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:48,228
But you know, in a way,
it sorta is the baby's fault.

360
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,857
No, no, it's not. It's all my fault.

361
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,275
Oh, Jake...

362
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,486
I'm so sorry about what happened tonight.

363
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,989
It's just that... Well...

364
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:03,452
When there's a new baby in the family,
things change.

365
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:06,747
You know, there... there are times
that I have to spend with him,

366
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,957
and there are times
that I get to spend with you,

367
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:11,210
and there are times
that we get to spend together.

368
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:15,505
Now, I haven't figured out quite how
that's all gonna work yet.

369
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,884
- But I will.
- But I miss you.

370
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,678
Yeah. I miss you too.

371
00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:26,767
How's everything goin'?

372
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:29,394
You know, I think we're doin' okay.

373
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,773
Barbara Jean and Henry are ready to go.

374
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,358
Well, I'll see ya, partner.

375
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,241
[Southern accent] Hey there, camper.

376
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:46,078
Mom, will you sleep
in the treehouse with me?

377
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:49,081
I only build 'em. I don't sleep in 'em.

378
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:53,835
But I know someone
who's been feelin' a little left out.

379
00:20:56,588 --> 00:21:00,509
[Van] Ooh. And I nailed that there,
and I tightened that hex nut.

380
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,346
I bolted that crossbeam right there.

381
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,974
Ooh! And that's my blood there.

382
00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:11,687
- And, uh--
- [Jake] Can we go to sleep now?

383
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,697
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